Strawberry Milk is Way Better than Chocolate
That’s right, I said it, strawberry is the best form of milk there is without a doubt.
I don’t understand why people parade around with their silly chocolate milk and say it’s better than my strawberry. You know what I do to those people? I beat them up… yeah, that’s right I completely own them. I do it so fast they don’t even know what just happened. See, what I do is I kick them using my ninja skills, so it’s speedy, but I also use my pirate skills to steal their chocolate milk, then I use my ninja skills again to run to the place that has the strawberry syrup and use my pirate mixing skills to turn it into strawberry milk(pirates have to be good mixers, how else would they become bartenders?) and I get back there using ninja skills again. The next thing they know, I’m standing there with another strawberry milk, and they’re standing(or lying in a blood pit) without their milk. I say that’s a job well done for me.
Pomegranate is the most amazing fruit ever, there is no contest. In fact I don’t even need to argue why it’s better than any other fruit. Well, I guess I will a little… pomegranate is the best fruit because it is the only fruit I will eat, and any juice it’s in instantly becomes delicious. I love juice, and blueberry pomegranate is the best juice there is. Yum!
That’s right! I AM better than you!
April 16th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Rock on, man! Strawberry milk is best. My first big trip with my wife was to Florida to meet her aunt, uncle, and little cousin. The first morning, I opened the refrigerator and found a big bottle of Quick strawberry milk syrup. Remembering that I had been told to help myself to anything in the fridge, I poured a glass of milk and squirted some syrup in. I heard the thump thump of little feet as my wife’s four-year-old cousin wandered in and saw what I was making.
“Hey, tha’s my shrawberry.” He looked very upset and I wasn’t sure how to react. I didn’t want to give up the delicious breakfast beverage, but this kid was pissed. He put his hands on his hips and said, “I kick youw ass.”
I gave him the milk.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
man i havent had strawberry milk in a long time… i want some. unhh.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Truer words have never been spoken….about strawberry milk.