Celebrity Worship, Are You Retarded!?!?!?!?
Wow, hard to believe that this the first post I’ve made while not in English night-school… kinda sad. Oh well, I’ll get through it. I figured I would(or try to) keep up with this blog, because I’m really bored all the time and this is more fun than moping on the couch(insert random “meow?”). Whatever… I guess I should get to the meat of this.
I think that we, as people, like to worship celebrities… why? Because we’re idiots! Shows like Entertainment Tonight and magazines that feature “Celebrity Gossip” NEED TO DIE! There is no point in them, and they make people stupider and stupider(yes, stupider). Remember back long ago when that Heath Ledger person died? Yeah, that was annoying and no one talks about it anymore. Remember when Nicole Whats-her-face died? That’s right, you don’t! That’s all the “news” talked about for a freaking month and now no one remembers it… maybe we should stick to important stories that have an effect on your daily life.
Does anyone know why celebrity gossip is so famous, because I don’t… I don’t pay attention to it, I don’t even watch television that often(the only time the television is on in my house is when someone else is watching it, I’m playing video games, or it’s on the news for backgrounds noise while I read). I guess celebrity worship is how the proletariat gets through their miserable lives, maybe when they see a star go through a bad time it tells them maybe they too can be famous. Again, I seriously don’t understand, but what I do know is that people who read these magazines and watch these shows are usually the idiots who listen to rap and what shows on MTV. Maybe they even watch Flavour of Love! *sarcasm* I love that show, *sarcasm* I’m trying to figure out why people watch that too, it’s another form of celebrity worship.
For all of you who love to read celebrity gossip magazines, listen to rap, and watch shows on MTV, please do humanity a favour and kill yourself. Thanks!
“We have no past, no future. And even if we did, it wouldn’t truly be ours.”

May 30th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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May 30th, 2008 at 11:25 am
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May 30th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Well tru tru yes I like to spell true like tru… it’s nice just like color and colour … or how ever you say that… YES this post is nothing but truth… The only thing I watch on MTV is the early morning rock music videos… because sometimes they do good ones but I don’t really ever watch T.V. I do how ever watch news but not local I watch cnn ect.
Good post…
Tally ho!
May 30th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Indeed.