Moving and Weird Ideas
Well, I just found out more about the house! It seems we’ll be moving next week and that I’ll have two bedrooms at a very private section of the house, now I don’t have to worry about suffering while my sister and her idiot friends parade around the house… now if they come to where I am, they either need a reason or I get to hurt them… with my ultra-energy foot! I think that’ll be awesome(both the hurting them with my ultra foot and the two rooms).
Now that I think about it, I’m not sure what to do with all the room… Lemme think… One rooms I could put awesomeness in and the other room I could put more awesomeness in! I think I win the vagueness contest(was there a vagueness contest to begin with?)
Again, the only bad thing is that when I move there, I’m not going to know anyone and I am not the best person at making friends… so I guess I’ll have to live on the internet for a year. Wait… I do that now. Hmm… Thinking about it, nothing much will change.
I had the greatest idea ever! I should become a cat! If I become a cat, I can sit here and type mean things about people on the internet all day and no one would blame me because I would be a cute little kitty cat! That would be awesome! I think I found my life’s goal: becoming a cat and terrorizing people over the internet. The hardest part, I think, would be learning to type with paws.. becoming a cat should be easy compared to that! Wow, this is gratuitous overuse of the “!” key! Amazing! I think I should stop now! Oh, well at least it’s better than this? How annoying would it be if I just did this? All the time? And you’d have to read it how you would say it? I’d sound like a Valley Girl? That would annoy me? I think I should stop? This is annoying? I guess I should end this blog now? I’m doing that now?
“We have no past, no future. And even if we did, it wouldn’t truly be ours?”
Dang, I did it again?
