Why Boredom?
What is the purpose of boredom? Seriously, I’m bored all the time and there’s no reason for it. I can’t help it, I have this dang depression which makes it so I mope around all day, and when I do get around to doing something, my ADD will not let it entertain me for long.
I swear, I need some medication or something, because I lack the ability to enjoy myself. It annoys me. Seriously. I’m thinking of trying some really cool bumming idea, it’ll be over the internet on my YouTube account, and what I’ll do is make a video called: Gimme Money! It’s a great idea! It won’t work most likely, but it’s better than not being able to find a job. I’ll be truthful with it too, not saying something like: “I need money because I’m poor,” no, I’ll say something more to the effect of: “I want a PS3 and have no money.”
Bad idea? I thought so. Then again, I don’t care what you think, you’re no where near as cool as me. Wait I take that back, someone cool might be reading. How about: I only care about what you think if you’re cooler than me. Satisfied? Good.
I just realized something hilarious: this is my 69th post! Why is that funny? Well, I’m not gonna tell you, figure it out yourself. This post is droney… I tend to get droney. At least it’s better than being bored, because for some reason I cannot sleep.
You know what I’ve been using as a computer chair for the past week? A milk grate… Yeah, my butt has rhombuses on it… rhombuses? Rhombi? Rhomboose? I dunno, my back feels horrid… I may need seven chiropractors. Wow! That’s a powerful word on the Scrabble board… so is Transvestite. That’s a funny word, isn’t it? Almost as cool as Discombobulated! Or Persnickety! Those words are funny, I laugh when I say them. Laugh I say! Do it.
Eh, I got a sore in my mouth… and I just realized I’m sounding like an old man, complaining about every blasted thing and going off on random tangents I don’t even remember my topic now… Lemme scroll up and read for a sec.
Oh yeah, depression sucks. My main pass-time is laying on my bed, which has made me fat. I can’t do anything in school and my mother is angry at my laziness. Laziness and boredom, two things that should never had been made… if I ever meet whichever creator is out there, I’m going to ask him/her/it what he/she/it was thinking when he/she/it gave us these actions. Actually I’d have a lot of questions for the creator. No, I’m not pointing out a certain one because I don’t feel safe revealing my religion/anti-religion over the internet.
The internet is a scary place. No, I take that back, the internet is awesome. Without the internet, you wouldn’t be reading this piece of crap blog of mine. Well, in that case, I’m thankful; you’re probably not. Now I have a bored. I think it’s time to end this. Till next time.
“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!”
I know exactly how you feel, especially when you said, “when I do get around to doing something, my ADD will not let it entertain me for long.” This is an unfortunate big part of my personality, but it’s one of the things that makes me unique. My wife always says, “You never finish anything.”
Keep it up.
Heh, I never to finish anything. You know with -