The Phantom of Liberty

Hello all, I am Chris… friends call me Rocky or Obese, either one is fine. I enjoy long walks on the beach and… oh, this isn’t a dating site… Okay, basically, I use this blog when I’m bored and/or don’t feel like doing homework or chores. I like music, a lot, classical and rock are my favourites. I also enjoy writing things like the British would, because American English is just stupid… colour looks much better than color. Idiots.

I am a very angry person… well sort of. I’m not one of those “walk around and punch people” sort of angry, I’m more of an “OCD tiny things make my day bad” sort of guy, so I’ll sort of just post what’s made me mad today on here. Sometimes the things that tick me off are very humourous. I also do not like people who do not follow my grammar laws; they need to be destroyed! I say we start a war between those who use correct grammar and those who use it correctly! My side would win of course, because I am just that awesome.

Incorrect Grammar side: “your stupid!(or ur soopid) <== Loser
Correct Grammar Side: “Learn you some grammar fool! You’re Stupid! <== Winner

Also out of everyone ever, my avatar is the best… I mean c’mon a cyborg ninja(named Gray Fox for all you MGS fans out there) and Sephiroth from FFVII… I’m better than all of you. Oh, I forgot to mention that I am both a Pirate and a Ninja, so, I have all the skills of a ninja and all the smarmy of a pirate. I win. Period. Losers.

Oh, for those of you who feel it necessary to either mock me or praise me, my e-mail is mastercyclon@yahoo.com… The same as my username… Also, the way I go tthis name was from playing Runescape… yeah… I used it as my e-mail and it stuck… oh well. Stop bothering me.

Remember, without free will there is no difference between submission and rebellion.