So, I’ve decided that I will only clean anything(besides myself) once a month. A once-a-month thorough cleaning between all the nooks and crannies. The only thing I’m concerned with is the fact that my sister is the most unkempt person I’ve ever met… she has yet to clean her room in two months(the stupid dog just so happens to like to crap in there, so you can imagine what it smells like, I, on the other hand, hate the dog and kick it whenever it tries to come into my room). I do love the look of a clean floor though, so my room is usually clean(except for dust), plus I never do anything in my room except eat, sleep, watch television, etc., oh, wow, that;s a lot of stuff to do. The area where I spend the most time is my room… I forgot that. Well, that would explain why it’s as clean as a bar of soap(are those clean?).

Cleaning sucks, if people would just pick up after themselves, there would be no need for it, except for a dusting. Of course there are those weirdos that decide their house ALWAYS needs to be clean, and when you go there you have to take of your shoes, socks, and have your feet thoroughly scrubbed before you are allowed to set foot in it. Then once you get in, everything’s covered in plastic and you can’t sit down. Also, the people like this usually have no life, nor do they own a television, leaving you bored while they talk about the various cleaning supplies they use. I do no like people like this. At all. Period.

So, now you know, if you’re a neat-freak I DESPISE you. Please enjoy your cleaning, and do not ever invite me to your house again. Thanks. I hate you.

“You may say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us, and the world will be one.”