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	<title>The Phantom of Liberty &#187; Idiots</title>
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		<title>Celebrity Worship, Are You Retarded!?!?!?!?</title>
		<link>http://mastercyclon.edublogs.org/2008/05/30/celebrity-worship-are-you-retarded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 14:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mastercyclon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, hard to believe that this the first post I&#8217;ve made while not in English night-school&#8230; kinda sad. Oh well, I&#8217;ll get through it. I figured I would(or try to) keep up with this blog, because I&#8217;m really bored all the time and this is more fun than moping on the couch(insert random &#8220;meow?&#8221;). Whatever&#8230; I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, hard to believe that this the first post I&#8217;ve made while not in English night-school&#8230; kinda sad. Oh well, I&#8217;ll get through it. I figured I would(or try to) keep up with this blog, because I&#8217;m really bored all the time and this is more fun than moping on the couch(insert random &#8220;meow?&#8221;). Whatever&#8230; I guess I should get to the meat of this.</p>
<p>I think that we, as people, like to worship celebrities&#8230; why? Because we&#8217;re idiots! Shows like Entertainment Tonight and magazines that feature &#8220;Celebrity Gossip&#8221; NEED TO DIE! There is no point in them, and they make people stupider and stupider(yes, stupider). Remember back long ago when that Heath Ledger person died? Yeah, that was annoying and no one talks about it anymore. Remember when Nicole Whats-her-face died? That&#8217;s right, you don&#8217;t! That&#8217;s all the &#8220;news&#8221; talked about for a freaking month and now no one remembers it&#8230; maybe we should stick to important stories that have an effect on your daily life.</p>
<p>Does anyone know why celebrity gossip is so famous, because I don&#8217;t&#8230; I don&#8217;t pay attention to it, I don&#8217;t even watch television that often(the only time the television is on in my house is when someone else is watching it, I&#8217;m playing video games, or it&#8217;s on the news for backgrounds noise while I read). I guess celebrity worship is how the proletariat gets through their miserable lives, maybe when they see a star go through a bad time it tells them maybe they too can be famous. Again, I seriously don&#8217;t understand, but what I do know is that people who read these magazines and watch these shows are usually the idiots who listen to rap and what shows on MTV. Maybe they even watch Flavour of Love! *sarcasm* I love that show, *sarcasm* I&#8217;m trying to figure out why people watch that too, it&#8217;s another form of celebrity worship.</p>
<p>For all of you who love to read celebrity gossip magazines, listen to rap, and watch shows on MTV, please do humanity a favour and kill yourself. Thanks!</p>
<p style="text-align: center">“We have no past, no future. And even if we did, it wouldn’t truly be ours.”</p>
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		<title>I Just Love Cleaning</title>
		<link>http://mastercyclon.edublogs.org/2008/03/29/i-just-love-cleaning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mastercyclon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cleaning]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[    I want to know something, what&#8217;s the point of cleaning unless you&#8217;re having guests? Seriously, I can understand a once-a-month cleaning regiment, but once a week or twice a week is just asinine  . There no point in it, it&#8217;s not like you&#8217;re going to find yourself in a bad [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center">    I want to know something, what&#8217;s the point of cleaning unless you&#8217;re having guests? Seriously, I can understand a once-a-month cleaning regiment, but once a week or twice a week is just asinine  . There no point in it, it&#8217;s not like you&#8217;re going to find yourself in a bad situation just because you haven&#8217;t cleaned for a day. I hate cleaning, it serves no purpose, I&#8217;d rather wallow in my own filth, I do enjoy showering, but not showering is just gross. I hate people that are both too clean, and those who are nasty. Can&#8217;t we have perfect balance?</p>
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<p align="center">So, I&#8217;ve decided that I will only clean anything(besides myself) once a month. A once-a-month thorough cleaning between all the nooks and crannies. The only thing I&#8217;m concerned with is the fact that my sister is the most unkempt person I&#8217;ve ever met&#8230; she has yet to clean her room in two months(the stupid dog just so happens to like to crap in there, so you can imagine what it smells like, I, on the other hand, hate the dog and kick it whenever it tries to come into my room). I do love the look of a clean floor though, so my room is usually clean(except for dust), plus I never do anything in my room except eat, sleep, watch television, etc., oh, wow, that;s a lot of stuff to do. The area where I spend the most time is my room&#8230; I forgot that. Well, that would explain why it&#8217;s as clean as a bar of soap(are those clean?).</p>
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<p align="center">Cleaning sucks, if people would just pick up after themselves, there would be no need for it, except for a dusting. Of course there are those weirdos that decide their house ALWAYS needs to be clean, and when you go there you have to take of your shoes, socks, and have your feet thoroughly scrubbed before you are allowed to set foot in it. Then once you get in, everything&#8217;s  covered in plastic and you can&#8217;t sit down. Also, the people like this usually have no life, nor do they own a television, leaving you bored while they talk about the various cleaning supplies they use. I do no like people like this. At all. Period.</p>
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<p align="center">So, now you know, if you&#8217;re a neat-freak I DESPISE you. Please enjoy your cleaning, and do not ever invite me to your house again. Thanks. I hate you.</p>
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<p align="center">“You may say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us, and the world will be one.”</p>
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		<title>Stupid People</title>
		<link>http://mastercyclon.edublogs.org/2008/03/19/stupid-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mastercyclon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Idiots]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate people who are really stupid. They all need beatings, not normal belt beatings, but horrible lashings and floggings. I&#8217;m not talking about normal &#8220;Oh, I forgot my keys&#8221;stupid, I mean &#8220;I watch Flavour of Love and I Love New York&#8221; stupid. If you get your entertainment from a &#8220;reality&#8221; television show, you need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center">I hate people who are really stupid. They all need beatings, not normal belt beatings, but horrible lashings and floggings. I&#8217;m not talking about normal &#8220;Oh, I forgot my keys&#8221;stupid, I mean &#8220;I watch Flavour of Love and I Love New York&#8221; stupid. If you get your entertainment from a &#8220;reality&#8221; television show, you need to be shot, burned, have your name stricken from every list, and have your ashes vapourized. Reality television is an excuse for idiots to parade around crying and getting mad for some stupid reason. The show is made to advocate stupidity and the &#8220;rules&#8221; are really stupid. The worst part of any &#8220;reality&#8221; television show is when they have the idiots talk to the camera. These people&#8217;s descrition of things makes me want to commit suicide, and when it&#8217;s a dating show, it&#8217;s even worse. I could understand if they were an actor, but if that&#8217;s the way they act in  real life&#8230; they need to die, soon. I hate them, and when my mother has something like America&#8217;s Next Top Model on in the room next to me, I want to dress up like a ninja and destroy the television&#8230; I can&#8217;t believe the television she is using to watch that show was once in my room and once played such great games as Zone of the Enders 2 or any Metal Gear Solid game. I am not unhappy(yes, a double negative). Please, for the love of whatever deity you believe, DO NOT WATCH &#8220;REALITY&#8221; TELEVISION, OR BE AN IDIOT.</p>
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<p align="center">“We have no past, no future. And even if we did, it wouldn’t truly be ours.”</p>
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